Elections 2005
Last sunday, december 11, 2005, I went to excersise my right (and my duty, even though I think it should be just a right and not an obligation) to vote. The line was huge, and I waited 1,5 hours; "Calamar Vampiro" describes better the situation, since he voted in the same school. Resuming, this is what I found when I arrived:
When I finally reached my room ("sala 155"), I showed my credentials, voted, they made me mark my thumb with tincture, and told me "you are ready". I asked "but were should I place my thumb's mark?", "nowere, you're ready" the guy answered. I asked again "but then, why did I have to mark my thumb for?", and the guy answered: "pa' puro cagarte" ("just to fuck you").
At this times, everybody is wondering about the results of the elections and the future of Chile, everybody but me, since I KNOW the future of Chile. It's not difficult to guess, since in Chile, just like in Macondo (100 Años de Soledad), time goes roung in circle ("el tiempo da vueltas en redondo"). If adding 1+1 is too dificult for you, I'll show you the obvious future:
Richard Lakes, 2005
Michelle, your socialists powers can defeat the Cristian Democracy Party...
At the end of his government, Ricardo Lagos is consolidating his empire of evil after he re-wrote history, changed the national emblem, and controlled the comunications media, with the help of whichs he placed Michelle Bachelet as his successor.Michelle Bachelet, 2006
Then, Michelle will be free to turn Chile into a socialist-communist totalitarism. Of course, she hasn't the capacities to do so, she is just the puppet of Lenin's clon.Tomás Hirsch, 2011
Then, tomás Hirsch will be elected, and the revolution will bring caos and pain, and the few democracy-and-capitalism-lovers left will be slaughted and burned to ashes.But don't lose all your hopes, a hero will arrise and rescue the country once again...
Pinochet is Back
surfed by Peter Twister @ 2:11 PM
6 chics having a tan
6 Comments:
que quieres que te diga, eres la primera persona que escucho que trate de poner el dedo con tinta en alguna parte, el resto de los mortales sabe que el dedo con tinta es para que uno tenga el dedo marcado y no pueda i a votar a cualquier otro lado...
Si piensas que evitar que votes mas de una vez es cagarte... entonces bien poca coherencia tiene tu discurso
Usuario anónimo:
1°.-Era la primera la primera vezque votaba, y todas las personas que votaron por primera vez que conozco, y algunas que ya habían votado antes, se extrañaron de la mancha del dedo.
2°.-La mancha no es para evitar votar en otro lado, pues sólo se puede votar en tu mesa asignada, es para que no votes de nuevo en el mismo lugar.
3°.-La mancha es innecesaria, pues al votar muestras tu identificación, y firmas en una lista al lado de tu nombre.
4°.-Si sabes leer en inglés, te podrás dar cuenta que no fui yo quien dijo que era para cagarme, lo dijo el vocal de mesa.
Ya chanta la moto peter, a ti no se te puede decir nada.
Pero como a mi me da lo mismo, acá va: ijefoijwofehuefhwughurgurhhgurhuireqhgirehijrefirjggqihgrehgihgrheirghqihgoiqhrgoiqhgoiq.....h
Juajuajua, buenos los diagramas de las colas, aunque era bastante mas caotico. Gracias por el link! ^_^'
optimo el post. Aunquie creo que hasta la gente de derecha se cagaria de miedo si uele elñ tata
so funny, i forgot to laugh.
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