The Alphabet of Manliness

That's right, MADDOX wrote a book.
It's called The Alphabet of Manliness.
It's already available in Amazom.

Maddox Kicks Ass!

I've finished reading all of Maddox posts. Here are some links to the ones I liked the most:

Lies Girls Have Told Me

The real "Instructions for life"

MORE Lies Girls Have Told Me

Composition of a woman's personality

Suicide isn't so bad, give it a chance.

Twenty-six things a perfect guy would do,and other propaganda disseminated by misguided women.

A tribute to real men.

Attention women: until your farts startsmelling like cinnamon buns, quit bitching.

Yes, it was April Fool's last week you morons.

Interview: Ricardo Lagos Escobar

Twister: Hello everyone, I would like to introduce Ricardo Lagos Escobar, who has just finished his presidential period.

Ricardo: Thanks Twister, it's very nice to meet you.

Twister: Well, I wish I could say that, but the truth is that I think you suck.

Ricardo: Hahaha!

Twister: I mean it.

Ricardo: Oh.

Twister: Man, your government sucked!

Ricardo: No, it didn't! I did many good things for Chile.

Twister: Oh yeah? Name one that didn't involve having expensive and fancy dinners with other presidents around the world.

Ricardo: What can I say, I don't like to work; and when I do, I pretty much suck at it.

Twister: If so, what have you done for a living during all your life?

Ricardo: Easy, I take money from the people who do work, it's call taxes. Man, I made people pay me for living in their own homes!

Twister: Territorial taxes? But they're unconstitutional! The constitution says people must pay taxes over rents, not over patrimony!

Ricardo: The constitution and the laws are not important to me, I can violate them if I want because I control the Justice Courts, and the Legislative Power is powerless. Proof of that are the unpunished violations of me and my party to the law and constitution during decades to get millions in oversalarys to pay brides to the congress, the use of justice to get revenge against the armed forces (my enemies), the creation of unfair and ridiculous taxes to finance my political campaign, and to place my party's candidate in the presidency.

Twister: And what about all the millions spent for the educational reform? I mean, you spent all that money and the education in public schools is getting worst by the year, there are students who are finishing school and barely know how to read. What the hell were you thinking when you aproved this project? And how can you achieve such a high aproval from the people after all of this?

Ricardo: Well, it's pretty obvious that if people got smart, then they wouldn't vote for me or my party, so I spend millions on making them stupid. Also, everyone knows that most of the poor people prefers to vote left, so during my government I got very busy making people poor by creating and raising taxes. I also got a lot of help from the publicists of he communist party, they're experts in brainwashing, so if anything I did went wrong I could always blame it on Pinochet or Lavin. It's pretty much what I have done in all my life, fuck things up and blame it on my adversary, ha ha. As you can see, all this strategies have worked perfectly: I achieved in making people to vote for Michelle, a stupid cumminist terrorist, instead of Sebastian, a very smart candidate who could have got Chile out of the underdevelopment!

Twister: Jesus Christ! You're so doomed to hell!

Ricardo: Doomed to hell? I own hell! I'm the devil,

Aaaagggghhhh!

Twister: The devil! I knew it! Fuck you!

(I punch him in the face and kick his ass all the way out).

Party and Karaoke with Euroavian guys

Well, lately I've done little besides studying, just a couple of parties.
First, a week ago, Fly In took place, and a group of EUROAVIA members from other countries of Europe came to TUDelft for a week, they visited some companies, and at the end they were invited to the Orange Party:

Lisiero (half spanish, half dutch), Fran (my spanish neighbor), me and Thomas (dutch, speaks spanish).

Yesterday night, the EUROAVIAns celebrated the Bloed cup, a karaoke competition against a group of guys that is actually building an airplane (they've been working in this for 10 years, since they have to fulfill all the safety regulations).

Vino que causas el mal del mundo, causante de mis tormentos: Que haces ahi afuera? Porque no te entrai pa'ca'entro? (chilean wine, Misiones de Rengo).

EUROAVIAns singing "I'm horny". They wanted Karen to sing it, but she refused.

Barbie and Ken singing "Barbie girl".

Medow singing "what's wrong with you".

Giovanni and I, getting prepared for our turn.

Karen and Ken (I don't remember what did they sing).

The airplane-builder-guys, singing "Always look on the bright side of life", of Monty Python.

An EURAVIA chick, imitating Shania Twain.

Thomas, Giovanni and me, about to start the song.

Ready?

We sang "'O Surdato 'Nnammurato", a typical napolitan song:

Staja luntana da stu core
e a te volo cu' 'o penziero'
niente voglie e niente spero
ca tenerte sempre affianco a me.
Si' sicura 'e chist'ammore
comm' i so'securo 'e te.

Oj vita, oj vita mia,
oj core 'e chisto core,
st stato 'o primm 'ammore,
'o primmo e il ultimo sarrà pe' me.

Quanta notte nun te veco,
nun te siento in fra sti braccia,
nun te vaso chesta faccia,
nun t'astrengo forte mbraccio a me?
Ma, scetannomi 'a sti suonne,
me faj chiagnere per te.

Oj vita...

Scrive sempre e sta' cuntenta,
io nun penzo che a te sola.
nu penziero mme cunzola
ca tu pienze sulament' a me.
'Acchiù bella 'e tutt' 'e belle
nun è maj cchiù bella e' te.

Oj vita...

The rest of the photos have little illumination, and is not possible to understand them. There is a video, but unfortunately it's weight is 20.2 megs, and the limit supported by vimeo is 20 megs. If I find out a way to reduce the video's lenght, I'll publish it here.

ACTUALIZATION: Here it is (thanks, JA):

'O Surdato 'Nnammurato

A day wich will live in infamy

Reading www.elmercurio.cl the other day, I learned that the mortal rests of General Bernardo O'Higgins, our beloved founding father, were being moved from the Military Academy to the new "citizenship square", by wish of Satan..., I mean, Ricardo Lagos. The process and ceremony had lots of problems, and for some hours O'Higgins was left either on the ground or in a military jeep, with no honor.
When O'Higgins was on the ground, at the same time, the new elected president, the Encarnation of Evil.., eehh, Michel Bachelet was giving an award to Bono, because he said that in Chile there were violations to human rights, please. Is someone else asking himself what the hell is going on? A millionare musician is given an award for saying something that all of us chileans know, while O'Higgins, who bled and risk his life (as all his soldiers) to free us from the spanish domination, is forgotten on the floor with no honor.


Hey, hear this, there were violations to the human rights of some terrorists communists who betrayed their country, tried to make a civil war and destroy most of it to convert Chile into communism, maybe they deserved it. Where is my award? Is Bono better than me, or any other chilean? Hell no, and there is no way he is better than O'Higgins.
Seems like Maddox was right: "Unless you're rich, nothing you have to say will ever matter".

Do you think that's the only blasphemy of our socialists and communists chilean fellows? Remember they named a terrorist faction after another chilean hero, Manuel Rodriguez. (Yes, the Frente Patriotico Manuel Rodriguez, or FPMR).
And in honor of Arturo Prat, who fought to the death for his country, a group of socialists actors represented him as a homosexual. Are they shameless? This people died for you people, and this is how you treat them? This is "The payment of Chile" (El pago the Chile). Man, I feel shame of my own country, I think I'm going to live in Australia.And for me, I've been asked for more pictures of girls, but lately I've had to study a lot, and to get pictures of girls I have to get out of Delft, wich means I have to pay an expensive train ticket. Although most things are much more expensive than in Chile, I've realized that most of things related to computers costs half the price of Chile. For example the game Medal of Honor in Chile costs $50.000 pesos (about 80 euros), and here I found it at 15 euros (less than $10.000 pesos). I've also found this powerfull HP Pavilion at about 1200 euros (about $750.000 pesos), which in Chile costs something like $1.400.000 pesos (about 2200 euros), so I've decided that I won't leave Europe without one of this babys, even if that means that I'll have to eat shitty food for six months.
Oh, yeah, I remembered, I tryed to find a job, and I've found out that here it's very easy to found one, and that they can be very well paid (between 2,5 to 9 euros per hour!), however, the law here says that I'm not allowed to work because I'm not from the European Union. Yes, you've heard right, I had to pay thousands of euros in visa, residence permit, not to name the very expensive airplane ticket from Chile (about 1000 euros), to live here just for 6 months as an exchange student, and I'm not allowed even to wash the dishes in a restaurant a couple of hours a day. Crap.

The exchange students from the EU don't need a visa, don't even register in the city (even when they should, just to pay about 20 euros), they travell in this low costs airliners, have no problem to work, and they even receive about 100 euros per month! I receive nothing, not even the chance to make a honest living! The only chance for me to get a job is to find someone willing to give me a "black job", and I have to find that person in Delft, a small town in the Netherlands, so you can imagine what my chances are. Worthless.

And what about the EU exchange students who go to Chile? They dont get a visa, so after 3 months in Chile, they travel to Mendoza (Argentina) for a day, and problem solved. Nobody needs a work permit in Chile. My EU friends tell me "Yes, but think about the USA, it's so much worst there". Hey, I have a friend who went to California as an exchange student (Vicho, went to Santa Barbara), and he had no problems to find a white job in the university itself!

I got the message, Europe doesn't want foreigners, they don't want me here, so I'm never coming back. If you want to see Europe, don't go for exchange, just go for the summer and buy a train ticket valid for a month. If you want an exchange experience that's usefull and not so expensive, or are you thinking about moving to another country to make a honest living because you're tired of all those suckers in the chilean government, go to the US, or Australia. Europe blows.